Panda Porn
In today's rapidly changing times the news just gets stranger and stranger each day. This one made me laugh out loud:
Zoo Hopes Porn Will Help Pandas Mate.
CHIANG MAI, Thailand - Chuang Chuang the panda has been spending his days in front of a big screen television watching panda porn.
Authorities at the Chiang Mai Zoo in northern Thailand hope the images will encourage him to mate with his partner, Lin Hui, and serve as an instructional lesson in how to do it right.
That's just awesome. Imagine waking up and being the designated guy who plays the DVD for Chuang Chuang to watch everyday. Now that's a job! Not quite as horrible as being one of the zoo hands dressing up in a panda suit and dry humping with another similarly dressed keeper while being videotaped. Would you even be able to look that other person in the eye after work? I think not.
Zoo Hopes Porn Will Help Pandas Mate.
CHIANG MAI, Thailand - Chuang Chuang the panda has been spending his days in front of a big screen television watching panda porn.
Authorities at the Chiang Mai Zoo in northern Thailand hope the images will encourage him to mate with his partner, Lin Hui, and serve as an instructional lesson in how to do it right.
That's just awesome. Imagine waking up and being the designated guy who plays the DVD for Chuang Chuang to watch everyday. Now that's a job! Not quite as horrible as being one of the zoo hands dressing up in a panda suit and dry humping with another similarly dressed keeper while being videotaped. Would you even be able to look that other person in the eye after work? I think not.
posted by Carlo Ledesma at 12:37 AM
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